Global Warming [Summer] is nigh.
This means it’s Fireworks Season. Annoying ‘look-at-me’ types use any excuse for a celebration – such as weddings, funerals, being able to afford fireworks – to launch a barrage of noise and irritation.
The councils are missing a trick here. Normally they employ their mafia-like extortion racket at anything anybody does. Ergo, they should require these jerks to have a licence and pay for a Fireworks Liaison Team to be present.
They could trouser loads of dosh from folks and spend it on themselves and it would only cost around £50,000,000* to set up.