Failed Prime Minister Theresa May’s new career has been revealed.
Even though she still hasn’t left her role as Britain’s worst ever Prime Minister she’s lined up the top job in music: the UK’s representative in the Eurovision Song Contest.
“I shall enter every year and am confident that, eventually, they will vote for me and I’ll win“.
Her annual bid for the top prize in entertainment will be a teduious load of old twaddle – so should fare well.
“Of course I will sing the same song each year“, the crooner said .