Like buses: you wait ages for a referendum then loads come at one time.
Luckily, the sages in government have a plan to stem the flow of constant referendums – a referendum.
This referendum is whether to have referendums or not.
The question on the paper will be.
Do you want referendums?
However, it is understood that, whatever the result, they’ll do what they bloody like anyway so the whole referendum, as usual, will be a waste of time and money.
With their eye on future elections and how to also ignore them, the very same steering group is going to Venezuela to see how they get away with it.